September 20th, 2005
|07:19 pm - It's an oldie, but never answered to my satisfaction so far|
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it didn't know any better.
|Date:||September 20th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)|| |
To get on the other side.
Because it didn't know it was on the other side?
Why would he cross it? He's chicken.
To crucify it.
To join a cockfight.
Be imaginative, it's a mushy joke.
|Date:||September 20th, 2005 11:51 pm (UTC)|| |
This question is fucking stupid. Just when I thought it was getting good.
But, as long as we're on the subject...
|Date:||September 21st, 2005 12:10 am (UTC)|| |
This used to be fun.
i was about to say the same thing -- Hail Hitler
The chicken just happened to cross the road. It didn't even realize that it did.
I have a question. What's with all the nazis on your friend list?
nazis AND furries.
get it straight, you degenerate.
Because vegans kidnapped it and it was trying to escape?
|Date:||September 21st, 2005 02:55 am (UTC)|| |
Re: the real reason
Ain't that the truth?
Because someone dressed as the Colonel was walking towards it?
Well the afew minutes before it was protesting the use of chicken stereotypes and forgot what it was doing and went across the street for a drink.
no, i will NOT unadd you!
because youre a whore, and you deserve this!
is your dad a midget?
Because i told it to...
So it could get run over by a bus and i could eat it for dinner.
just wondering where you found me and why you added me to your friends.