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07:19 pm - It's an oldie, but never answered to my satisfaction so far
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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From:unnamed525
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC)
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'Cause it didn't know any better.
From:ex_saint_am429
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)

LOLz

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WHITE POWER.
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From:sciucaro
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
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To get on the other side.
Because it didn't know it was on the other side?
Why would he cross it? He's chicken.
To crucify it.
To join a cockfight.

Be imaginative, it's a mushy joke.
From:pinkfish333
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:33 pm (UTC)
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to fuck my brains out
From:lordcoon
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:51 pm (UTC)
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This question is fucking stupid. Just when I thought it was getting good.

But, as long as we're on the subject...

WHITE POWER.
From:sion6
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:10 am (UTC)
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This used to be fun.

HAIL HITLER.
From:nazi_slut
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
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i was about to say the same thing -- Hail Hitler
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From:pink_lynz
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:37 am (UTC)
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The chicken just happened to cross the road. It didn't even realize that it did.
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From:nearlydead
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:41 am (UTC)
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I have a question. What's with all the nazis on your friend list?
From:ex_saint_am429
Date:September 21st, 2005 01:55 am (UTC)
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nazis AND furries.

get it straight, you degenerate.

WHITE POWER.
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From:theskyfadesaway
Date:September 21st, 2005 02:03 am (UTC)
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Because vegans kidnapped it and it was trying to escape?
From:ex_saint_am429
Date:September 21st, 2005 02:09 am (UTC)

the real reason

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From:sion6
Date:September 21st, 2005 02:55 am (UTC)

Re: the real reason

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Ain't that the truth?
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From:heartlesshealer
Date:September 21st, 2005 03:26 am (UTC)
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Because someone dressed as the Colonel was walking towards it?
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From:stripedcub
Date:September 21st, 2005 04:27 am (UTC)
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Well the afew minutes before it was protesting the use of chicken stereotypes and forgot what it was doing and went across the street for a drink.
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From:ex_saint_am429
Date:September 21st, 2005 07:34 am (UTC)
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no, i will NOT unadd you!

because youre a whore, and you deserve this!

is your dad a midget?
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From:mechanical_coma
Date:September 21st, 2005 07:40 pm (UTC)
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Because i told it to...
So it could get run over by a bus and i could eat it for dinner.
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From:sweetestg_bye
Date:September 22nd, 2005 12:29 am (UTC)
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just wondering where you found me and why you added me to your friends.
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