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October 1st, 2005

06:13 pm - Furries
Furries. What's the problem?

Seriously, I see a lot of people hating on the furries. Is it just they're easy to make fun of, or do people really think dressing up as animals is terrible and perverted? Why is dressing up as animals worse than dressing up as anime characters?

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September 29th, 2005

08:10 pm - How does this make you feel?
Taken from someone else on LJ.

Here is my 5 point plan for dealing with children. Children are defined as anyone below the age of 12. Exceptions are made for girls 10 and above who bloomed early.

1. There should be a mandatory curfew for children. They should only be allowed in public from 3-5pm Monday-Friday; and 11am -6pm on the weekend.
While they are in public, the parents are responsible for having some way to entertain them. A portable DVD player with earphones is great. Any clear plastic bag is an economical alternative. Don't give your child a noisy handheld video game: it's like handing the child a drum or a fistful of fireworks. While, I have no problem with you giving your child a fistful of fireworks, I just ask that you do it at home.

2. One child is allowed in public per adult supervisor. No more field trips, no more haggard women towing 5 screaming kids through the mall. If you're pregnant that counts as your 1 kid.

3. Children are not allowed in movie theatres, or restaurants. The only exceptions being themed restaurants, fast food joints, G-rated movies, or anything with Sandra Bullock.

4. Children in public need to be drugged to make them quiet and compliant.
Parents who do not want to drug their children must physically restrain them. They need to be muzzled, and strapped down to handcarts; sort of like how they used to wheel Hannibal Lecter around in, "Silence of the Lambs".

5. Children not restrained (see above) will be equipped with leashes and shock collars. The controls for the shock collars will be publicly available. Anyone seeing a misbehaving child will have the ability to activate the shock collars.

Parents and children unwilling to follow these rules will be sent to labor camps where they will sew t-shirts, or build shock collars and handcarts.
The other option for parents who don't want to follow these rules is to leave their children at home when they go out. That's why God made TV, and books of matches.

So in closing, please write to your congressman, representative, or local warlord, and tell them you want them to endorse the T-Shirt Hell Childcare Act of 2005. If they refuse, tell them you know all about the videotape.
You don't need to be specific; they'll know what you're talking about.

From T Shirt Hell

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September 21st, 2005

10:15 pm - Beliefs
Where do your beliefs come from?

What I mean is, what formed your beliefs? Do you have the same beliefs as your parents and the people who raised you? Were you taught the way you think and believe by your family, or in school, did you question what you were taught? Why do you believe what you do?

Any kind of belief goes, religious, political, whatever.

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September 20th, 2005

07:19 pm - It's an oldie, but never answered to my satisfaction so far
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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07:07 pm - ?
This question is addressed to the following users --


Have you tried reading the FAQ?

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September 19th, 2005

07:44 pm - How important is it to cure cancer?
We kind of take forgranted that it's an important and good thing to find a cure for cancer, but look it this way. We're all going to die of something some time. Some new disease will kill us, or we'll all start living to 103 and have to find more money for health care and nursing homes, and the retirement age will be raised because social security will run out and no one can afford pensions anymore.

How important is it to cure cancer really?

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07:29 pm - Some answers
I was working over the weekend so now I have answered some of the questions asked on the last post. Someone asked some questions and deleted the comments already, so I will answer that person's questions here.

1. Are you 0_i_add_furries?

2. Are you ashi_moto?

3. Are you mudpiemuncher?
No, but I am slightly carbonated

4. Are you now or have you ever been a communist?

5. Would you like fries with that?
Thanks, but no

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September 17th, 2005

10:12 pm - If you want to be unfriended
If you want me to unfriend you, leave a comment here explaining why.

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September 16th, 2005

11:37 pm - How strange is this picture?
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Is this picture

very disturbing


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04:40 pm - Answers and more questions
Peoples responses have been very interesting! I have been asked why I'm not giving my opinions when I ask questions. I haven't given my opinions because I wanted people to answer without any conception of what I thought about the answers. My answer to the first question, about abortion, sex before marriage, and drugs, is I think they're all fine and dandy.

Next question: You can pick six people, alive or dead, to have to a dinner party. You have to poison one of them. Who do you invite, and who do you poison?

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