September 29th, 2005
|08:10 pm - How does this make you feel?|
Taken from someone else on LJ.
Here is my 5 point plan for dealing with children. Children are defined as anyone below the age of 12. Exceptions are made for girls 10 and above who bloomed early.
1. There should be a mandatory curfew for children. They should only be allowed in public from 3-5pm Monday-Friday; and 11am -6pm on the weekend.
While they are in public, the parents are responsible for having some way to entertain them. A portable DVD player with earphones is great. Any clear plastic bag is an economical alternative. Don't give your child a noisy handheld video game: it's like handing the child a drum or a fistful of fireworks. While, I have no problem with you giving your child a fistful of fireworks, I just ask that you do it at home.
2. One child is allowed in public per adult supervisor. No more field trips, no more haggard women towing 5 screaming kids through the mall. If you're pregnant that counts as your 1 kid.
3. Children are not allowed in movie theatres, or restaurants. The only exceptions being themed restaurants, fast food joints, G-rated movies, or anything with Sandra Bullock.
4. Children in public need to be drugged to make them quiet and compliant.
Parents who do not want to drug their children must physically restrain them. They need to be muzzled, and strapped down to handcarts; sort of like how they used to wheel Hannibal Lecter around in, "Silence of the Lambs".
5. Children not restrained (see above) will be equipped with leashes and shock collars. The controls for the shock collars will be publicly available. Anyone seeing a misbehaving child will have the ability to activate the shock collars.
Parents and children unwilling to follow these rules will be sent to labor camps where they will sew t-shirts, or build shock collars and handcarts.
The other option for parents who don't want to follow these rules is to leave their children at home when they go out. That's why God made TV, and books of matches.
So in closing, please write to your congressman, representative, or local warlord, and tell them you want them to endorse the T-Shirt Hell Childcare Act of 2005. If they refuse, tell them you know all about the videotape.
You don't need to be specific; they'll know what you're talking about.
From T Shirt Hell
If one is man enough to put their dick into a chick, or woman enough to let him do it, the sure has hell better be man/woman enough to take care of what comes out. They are the ones to do it, not the government, nor the schools, or the 15 year-old gal down the street who knows no more about raising children than she does driving.
|Date:||October 1st, 2005 08:10 am (UTC)|| |
That doesn't mean that they should raise their kids like that.
While I did exaggerate a bit, "or beat it in them," I more or less still hold true to that point of view. I used the word beat more of a metaphor.
Life is hard, and the world is tough, and we do children no favors by coddling them.
|Date:||October 2nd, 2005 08:20 am (UTC)|| |
If you're referring to Focus On The Family's Dr. James Dobson, I definitely don't think so.
|Date:||October 3rd, 2005 02:10 am (UTC)|| |
Well, seeing as I am gay...
Be that as it may, there is no doubt that much of what the man says makes perfect sense.
|Date:||October 3rd, 2005 04:11 am (UTC)|| |
Looking at it from your perspective, I'm sure it does.
From mine, it doesn't.
Ah, but when all is said and done, what is the truth of the matter?
|Date:||October 3rd, 2005 06:37 am (UTC)|| |
To treat a child as you would anyone else.
Smooth move on deleting that one post, "Sure. If you're a Conservative Christian fanatic." It goes a very long way toward proving that you are truly enlightened and not the fanatical bigot that I am.
I never once insulted you, or your beliefs in a direct manner. Fine way to maintain your credibility.
|Date:||October 3rd, 2005 06:46 am (UTC)|| |
Eh, you got me there.
|Date:||October 3rd, 2005 05:29 am (UTC)|| |
Also, I don't think that teaching a child to fear or respect your supposed "authority" is the greatest way to raise a child. Especially by spanking or beating them with a switch or paddle. I really don't see how that's supposed to help them eventually become responsible adults.
Consequences for wrongdoing is a start. More often than not, unruly children have no concept of right and wrong, hence the improper behavior. Pain/discomfort is undeniably the most effective teacher known to man.
|Date:||October 3rd, 2005 06:39 am (UTC)|| |
Coming from a person who was beaten daily with a belt, it doesn't teach you anything but fear.