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07:19 pm - It's an oldie, but never answered to my satisfaction so far
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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From:unnamed525
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC)
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'Cause it didn't know any better.
From:saint_ama
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)

LOLz

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WHITE POWER.
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From:sciucaro
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
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To get on the other side.
Because it didn't know it was on the other side?
Why would he cross it? He's chicken.
To crucify it.
To join a cockfight.

Be imaginative, it's a mushy joke.
From:pinkfish333
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:33 pm (UTC)
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to fuck my brains out
From:lordcoon
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:51 pm (UTC)
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This question is fucking stupid. Just when I thought it was getting good.

But, as long as we're on the subject...

WHITE POWER.
From:sion6
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:10 am (UTC)
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This used to be fun.

HAIL HITLER.
From:nazi_slut
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
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i was about to say the same thing -- Hail Hitler
From:sion6
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:47 am (UTC)
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Your icon and my icon need to have a meeting.
From:nazi_slut
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)
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use me as you wish
From:sion6
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:50 am (UTC)
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Ooh...
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From:pink_lynz
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:37 am (UTC)
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The chicken just happened to cross the road. It didn't even realize that it did.
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From:nearlydead
Date:September 21st, 2005 12:41 am (UTC)
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I have a question. What's with all the nazis on your friend list?
From:saint_ama
Date:September 21st, 2005 01:55 am (UTC)
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nazis AND furries.

get it straight, you degenerate.

WHITE POWER.
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From:nearlydead
Date:September 21st, 2005 11:31 pm (UTC)
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I'm a pale shade of pinky beige myself. Do I get sent to the gas chambers or not?
From:sion6
Date:September 21st, 2005 02:53 am (UTC)
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SIEG HEIL!
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From:theskyfadesaway
Date:September 21st, 2005 02:03 am (UTC)
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Because vegans kidnapped it and it was trying to escape?
From:saint_ama
Date:September 21st, 2005 02:09 am (UTC)

the real reason

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From:sion6
Date:September 21st, 2005 02:55 am (UTC)

Re: the real reason

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Ain't that the truth?
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From:t3hflyingcouch
Date:September 21st, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC)

Re: the real reason

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I think I love you for that. Which probably makes me a monster.
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From:heartlesshealer
Date:September 21st, 2005 03:26 am (UTC)
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Because someone dressed as the Colonel was walking towards it?
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From:stripedcub
Date:September 21st, 2005 04:27 am (UTC)
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Well the afew minutes before it was protesting the use of chicken stereotypes and forgot what it was doing and went across the street for a drink.
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From:saint_ama
Date:September 21st, 2005 07:34 am (UTC)
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no, i will NOT unadd you!

because youre a whore, and you deserve this!

is your dad a midget?
From:sion6
Date:September 21st, 2005 11:02 pm (UTC)
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Whores are awesome. For some reason, I happen to know quite a few.
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From:saint_ama
Date:September 22nd, 2005 03:38 am (UTC)
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SUCK IT, BITCH.
From:saint_ama
Date:September 22nd, 2005 03:38 am (UTC)
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cause i can SMELL whore on yous.
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From:saint_ama
Date:September 22nd, 2005 06:03 am (UTC)
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"yous" say it like it sounds. its not a misspelling.

"yous whoooaass"

as in.

"you whores".
From:mechanical_coma
Date:September 21st, 2005 07:40 pm (UTC)
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Because i told it to...
So it could get run over by a bus and i could eat it for dinner.
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From:sweetestg_bye
Date:September 22nd, 2005 12:29 am (UTC)
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just wondering where you found me and why you added me to your friends.
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From:sweetestg_bye
Date:September 22nd, 2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
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i had a feeling. thx for the heads up!
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From:iftherebethorns
Date:September 22nd, 2005 01:06 am (UTC)
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omGGGG take me off yur frendz listt!!

People need to stop whining. Who cares if their friends and friend of lists are not symmetrical?

And to slap these bitches.
From:sion6
Date:September 22nd, 2005 01:22 am (UTC)
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*applauds*
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From:sion6
Date:September 22nd, 2005 04:26 am (UTC)
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Grow up. It's just the fucking Internet.
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From:sion6
Date:September 22nd, 2005 05:59 am (UTC)
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I don't know. I'm not the one who added you.
From:sion6
Date:September 22nd, 2005 06:01 am (UTC)
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http://www.livejournal.com/admin/console/


Go there if you want off so badly.
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From:iftherebethorns
Date:September 22nd, 2005 11:03 am (UTC)
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I meant more along the lines of why the hell should S/HE care? It's a friends list, and it's the fucking internet. ONLY THE INTERNET. Things here do not matter. Feelings hurt? Shut the computer down! Simple as that. Make a new LJ. Get over it. Really. Or READ THE FAQ.
From:sion6
Date:September 22nd, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC)
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Exactly.

Being a whiner isn't good for your reputation.
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From:iftherebethorns
Date:September 23rd, 2005 01:54 am (UTC)
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Serious e-props for you.
From:sion6
Date:September 23rd, 2005 02:08 am (UTC)
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Thanks.
From:casperrose14
Date:October 3rd, 2005 04:49 pm (UTC)
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He wanted to die, but he didn't want to go to hell for killing himself.

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